Go Brett Favre.....and take your cheap jeans with you.

Being a life long Bears fan I've experienced a lot of joy and a lot of pain. I watched Walter Payton break Jim Brown's all time rushing record. I remember being a 13 year old boy sitting in front of the television with my dad and my brother watching Super Bowl XX and witnessing the Bears totally crush the New England Patriots, and that's when it all went bad. The Green Bay Packers used to use the Chicago Bears as......."Bear meat." Brett Farve was a big part of those painful years and I can not wait to confirm the good news that he will retire from football for good. The announcement alone won't do it for me. I need to hear that after making his announcement he tripped over the podium and broke every bone in his body. That would help me sleep at night. Even though he won't end his career as a member of the Green Bay Packers I would still like to trick all Packer fans into Lambroke Field and chuck a homemade grenade over the west end wall and onto the 50 yard line while exploding and sending skunk poo and sour lemonade into the eyes of all attending. There, I said it. Stay classy Chicago.