Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Cubes target Dye, Bears target.....anything breathing.

Our beloved Cubs have their eyes set on former White Sox outfielder Jermaine Dye. Great idea considering our overpaid left fielder is aging, can't run, can't catch, can't hit, can't see, can't hear, can barely breathe ect, ect. Dye is also on the crap side of his career, but the Cubs can get him at a discount price since there is not a market for him. He'll serve as a good part-time (full-time) left fielder with great experience and proven leadership. Sign him.

BEARS TARGET GARY COLEMAN FOR DEFENSIVE COODINATOR! Da Bears should probably show a little patience and wait until after the playoffs are over to try and scoop up an assistant from one of the great teams in the league. Bear Down!

2 comments:

  1. I'm not ready a sports fan so can't really make a comment about the White Sox. However, I did want to thank you for the Pandora internet radio site. I'm able to listen to my favorite stations at work and it was really easy to use.

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  2. I know who the Sox and the Cubs are, and I even recognize the name Jermaine Dye (dude ease up on the bone) why are you running a brother down like that. I can't do any of that stuff either. Anyone beyond a certain age is on the crap side of their game. Yes even you! (Just kiddin'). I know, you don't know me like that. Keep up the good work, it's a very nice blog site and interesting too. By the way is that the same Gary Coleman that played on "Different Strokes"? (Once again just kiddin') Oh yeah and one day when I grow up I'll do the Pandora radio thing too.

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